Monthly Archives: May 2014

Have I Mentioned I Don’t Really Like Juice?

Since yesterday I have become fairly obsessed with reading weight loss success stories online. Lots of the ones I read from people who had juiced reported that longstanding medical issues or scars on their body had healed as a result … Continue reading

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Water You Gonna Do Without Any Food for 30 Days or Water Fasting: The Only Thing That Makes a Juice Diet Look Easy

Ask directions from Rocky Balboa and he will tell you, “There’s no easy way out. There’s no shortcut home.” So too is there no shortcut to my non-fat jeans. I am not even aspiring to my skinny jeans at this … Continue reading

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Amber and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Two

Okay it’s Day 3 of the Juice Fast. Anyone who has ever read about juice fasting knows that day two is notorious for being as painful as getting a chainsaw shave from Stevie Wonder. Around 6 pm last night a … Continue reading

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Fat, Sick and Needing Bread

Desperate times result in desperate measurements. Isn’t that the expression? Huh, seems like it come swimsuit season. I haven’t blogged for a few weeks because I have been doing some work on myself and what the next step in my … Continue reading

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