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Waterworld, Not Just A Boring Kevin Costner Movie

I don’t like drinking water. I never have. When I was little I used to call a certain type of stomachache, the kind where liquids slosh around in a too-empty stomach “watery stomach.” I detested those stomachaches as much as … Continue reading

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Garcinia Cambogia Burps Are Worse Than Rob Riggle Ruining Football Broadcasts and Random TV Shows

If you give a mouse garcinia cambogia capsules on an empty stomach he’s going to taste their disgusting herbal-ness every time he burps and threaten to call a bunch of friends to infest your walls if you don’t then give … Continue reading

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My Mea Culpa or Why Ugly Friends Are Not the Answer

I have a friend who disappears a lot. Whenever I see her, it starts with an apology from her. How she is really sorry she has not seen me for the past 30 days, six weeks, four months, insert super … Continue reading

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Amber and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Two

Okay it’s Day 3 of the Juice Fast. Anyone who has ever read about juice fasting knows that day two is notorious for being as painful as getting a chainsaw shave from Stevie Wonder. Around 6 pm last night a … Continue reading

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Fat, Sick and Needing Bread

Desperate times result in desperate measurements. Isn’t that the expression? Huh, seems like it come swimsuit season. I haven’t blogged for a few weeks because I have been doing some work on myself and what the next step in my … Continue reading

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Hi, I’m Amber and it’s been three weeks since my last confession- err, post

I am not sure what the blogger etiquette is, whether I owe my readers some sort of an apology for my prolonged absence or if most people follow so many blogs they didn’t miss me at all. These past few … Continue reading

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Ready, Set, Smoke A Cigarette

There are some people who love running, who relish slipping on nylon shorts and ill-placed headbands and pounding the pavement while the world sleeps. They talk of a runner’s high and buy shoes with spaces for each of their toes … Continue reading

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