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Garcinia Cambogia Burps Are Worse Than Rob Riggle Ruining Football Broadcasts and Random TV Shows
If you give a mouse garcinia cambogia capsules on an empty stomach he’s going to taste their disgusting herbal-ness every time he burps and threaten to call a bunch of friends to infest your walls if you don’t then give … Continue reading
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Have I Mentioned I Don’t Really Like Juice?
Since yesterday I have become fairly obsessed with reading weight loss success stories online. Lots of the ones I read from people who had juiced reported that longstanding medical issues or scars on their body had healed as a result … Continue reading
Water You Gonna Do Without Any Food for 30 Days or Water Fasting: The Only Thing That Makes a Juice Diet Look Easy
Ask directions from Rocky Balboa and he will tell you, “There’s no easy way out. There’s no shortcut home.” So too is there no shortcut to my non-fat jeans. I am not even aspiring to my skinny jeans at this … Continue reading
Fat, Sick and Needing Bread
Desperate times result in desperate measurements. Isn’t that the expression? Huh, seems like it come swimsuit season. I haven’t blogged for a few weeks because I have been doing some work on myself and what the next step in my … Continue reading
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Tagged accountability, blog, challenge, change, confession, culture, diet, documentary, exercise, fat, fit, fitness, food, fun, funny, funny blog, happiness, health, hope, how to juice without losing your mind, how to lose weight, humor, inspiration, journey, juice diet, juicing, lifestyle, monsanto, resolution, richard hatch, sick and nearly dead, thoughts, weight loss, working out
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Somehow XXX Isn’t As Sexy On a Clothing Tag or Why You Can’t Lose Weight While Eating Like A Diabetic in a Dark Theater
Before there was FitBit or the Nike Fuelband, there was the BodyBugg, a little device capable of answering that burning question all dieters face- no, not “does tanned fat make me look smaller?” but the often-asked “why can’t I lose … Continue reading
Posted in Weight Loss and Fitness
Tagged blog, bodybugg, breaking bad, calories, chips, diet, exercise, fitness, funny, humor, jesse pinkman, jillian michaels, opinion, twinkies, weight loss, weight loss gadgets
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Hi, I’m Amber and it’s been three weeks since my last confession- err, post
I am not sure what the blogger etiquette is, whether I owe my readers some sort of an apology for my prolonged absence or if most people follow so many blogs they didn’t miss me at all. These past few … Continue reading
Posted in Weight Loss and Fitness
Tagged accountability, back on the wagon, blog, challenge, change, cheetos, confession, diet, exercise, fat, fit, fitness, food, fun, funny blog, happiness, health, hope, humor, inspiration, lose weight, opinion, Oprah, relapse, state of decay, weight loss
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Do You Remember The (Valen)Time?
Aw Valentine’s Day– a day where millions of Americans literally try to eat their hearts out, when roadside vendors inspire guilt-induced purchases from sad-sack men and people over the age of six still text “Happy Valentime’s Day!” If you’re … Continue reading
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Tagged ace in the hole, best diet ever, blog, candy, cards against humanity, challenge, change, conversation hearts, diet, diet ideas, exercise, fitness, fun, Happy Valentime's Day, health, hilarious, how to do kegels, i hate oprah, ideas for single people on valentine's day, jordan catalano, kegels, mad libs, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson Remember The Time, opinion, people of walmart, pez, rick roll, single, skin tags, Valentime's Day, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Gift Ideas, what to eat when you're expecting
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