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My Mea Culpa or Why Ugly Friends Are Not the Answer

I have a friend who disappears a lot. Whenever I see her, it starts with an apology from her. How she is really sorry she has not seen me for the past 30 days, six weeks, four months, insert super … Continue reading

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Amber and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Two

Okay it’s Day 3 of the Juice Fast. Anyone who has ever read about juice fasting knows that day two is notorious for being as painful as getting a chainsaw shave from Stevie Wonder. Around 6 pm last night a … Continue reading

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Somehow XXX Isn’t As Sexy On a Clothing Tag or Why You Can’t Lose Weight While Eating Like A Diabetic in a Dark Theater

Before there was FitBit or the Nike Fuelband, there was the BodyBugg, a little device capable of answering that burning question all dieters face- no, not “does tanned fat make me look smaller?” but the often-asked “why can’t I lose … Continue reading

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Hi, I’m Amber and it’s been three weeks since my last confession- err, post

I am not sure what the blogger etiquette is, whether I owe my readers some sort of an apology for my prolonged absence or if most people follow so many blogs they didn’t miss me at all. These past few … Continue reading

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Get Your Custom “I’d Rather Be Torturing Farrah Abraham” License Plate Frames Here!

This morning as I was on the treadmill trying to listen to my audio book, my mind started racing even as my legs refused to break the 6 mph pace I’m stuck at since I took a break from running … Continue reading

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50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Handles

Remember when you were little and one of your parents would come home from a business trip or the store and say they had a treat for you? And you’d feel first really special about them thinking of you but … Continue reading

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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun(yuns)

There may not be a song title that resonates more with me than “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.” Except maybe “Baby Got Back,” “Big Hoops” and “I Touch Myself.” After all, if you boil it all down to a basic … Continue reading

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